December 31, 2012

Matt: Hey Luke, do you like my new haircut?

Luke: No, it's gross. It looked better before.

December 26, 2012

Luke: Mommy, how can you pee if you don't have a penis?

December 21, 2012

Luke:  I need batteries for my lightning car.  You go to the store right now.  I'll keep an eye on Oliver.

Me:  You're cute.

Luke: (smirk)  No, you're cute.

Me:  I'll get some batteries when I go to the store next.

Luke: (fake sad face) Ok.

December 17, 2012

Me: What do you want to do today?

Luke: I want to connect pencil to paper and draw.

December 13, 2012

This morning as we were walking out the door.

Luke: Mommy, I'm a leader.

Me: Did you say leader?

Luke: Yes, Im a leader.

Me: That's great!

December 8, 2012

Me: Why are you holding your eyes open like that?

Luke: I can't blink.

Me: Why not?

Luke: Well, I can't see when I blink.

Me: Ok, good luck with that.

December 4, 2012

Me: Luke, you need to go to bed now.

Luke: You do too Mommy so you can grow bigger.

Me: Mommy is an adult, I am done growing.

Luke: Well, your too small.